Status Updates From As the Crow Flies

It's possible I DNF'd twice before because of the strong vibe I'm picking up.

"I don't fall for people that way."
"I see."
Isabel really was clueless, and Liz found her naïveté absolutely fascinating.

Coming from someone who is basically aromantic (Liz), what a fun attitude, eh? Hell, as far as Liz knows, Isabel could be asexual. Not a naive clueless young woman. But, eh, fuck the idea of asexuals, eh?

Based on seeing this book on DNF-2018 & DNF-2019 shelves, I've apparently tried reading this book at least twice before this current read. Which is confusing - not that I might have read this book before, there are elements I keep "remembering", but that I apparently DNF'd the book twice. It seems quite readable. Hard to put down readable. So...

So you say that her mom is dead but her dad wanted her to know both languages, giving the impression that would be something to keep her connect with her mom's side (at least is the impression you get from the way is written).
But she knows SPANISH. Her mom is BRAZILIAN!
We don't speak Spanish in Brasil, we speak Portuguese.
I was liking the story but this kind of broke the magic 😤.

Midge came over for a swim and found Barbie by the pool. Midge made margaritas, Barbie put on music, one thing led to another and—what can I say?

Samantha had heard it all. And so it came to pass, as it always did, that Samantha was forced to choose between a woman and her bird, which didn’t leave much choice at all.