Status Updates From Cold Storage

naomi’s mom necked herself?? or abandoned the family? 👀

Teacake calling his dad a cuck is FRYING ME

w Naomi for knowing what a rat king is

no wonder Naomi doesn’t like her kid THE DAD IS MOONEY BRO 💀

Teacake is so funny dude, he wants to impress Naomi so bad LOL

gross…now you’re covered in cat guts AND you’re also doomed. RIP mooney

LEAVE MR SCROGGINS ALONEEEE

ah okay so we’re drinking and driving. mooney put down the wine coolers man 😭

this book is genuinely funny.

“Thing of it is, even God would have taken one look at the cat and said,” That shit is not mine.”

who is this mooney mf and why does he have 2 dead people in his trunk??? hello???

a foot long tuna on wheat?? diabolical subway order bro. griffin is banned from literally everything. boo this man

the description of uncle was BRUTAL and i absolutely loved that visual

Roberto already lowkey seems like a scumbag. why would you not talk to your wife if you’re having issues in your marriage? why do they never talk about it dude 💀

trini getting cock blocked is crazy though

The call had been a weird one from the first ding. Technically, Trini and Roberto were with DNA, the Defense Nuclear Agency. Later it would become part of DTRA, but that particular government mishmash wouldn’t be cobbled together until the Defense Department’s official recognition in 1997. ☢️