Status Updates From Under His Wing (Celestial M...

"Caelarans did not experience menopause, so even the older members of the species were prepared to mate anew and have children to repopulate the planet."
What a delightful nightmare

"...while he very demonstrably could not take his hands off of her, he also couldn’t take her off his mind."
That...is not grammatically correct.

No foreplay whatsoever wtf

I guess the battle is over

"...there was no way for her to sneak her way through the battle."
Indeed.

Should he not shower

"...the best offense was a strong defense."
That's...not how that saying goes.

"A bit of her sass and steel could make them understand that the smartest course of action was to fix her travel pod and let her go home. Maybe even pay her for her trouble or something."
Are you serious. They're fighting a war for their survival and you want to get paid for crash landing in the middle of it?

Again, very selfish female character.

How is that place the galactic headquarters of the celestial mates Enterprise when I'm not seeing any weird cherub guys hanging around

Does she think she's meeting a dude of a different race on this war torn planet where the people never leave

"No, it wasn’t beauty, he realized. He thought she was cute!"
What

How can these two understand each other

Blah blah war blah

I KNOW I've seen the dude on the cover on a different cover

This book started good but then I felt it drag and drag and didn’t get to the point fast enough for me SO I DID WHAT I NEVER/AVOID DOING AND JUST RETURNED IT FROM MY KU. I hate doing that and always finish a book no matter what but I was already over 2weeks in and I just needed a change.