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he’s 30 and shes 19 and he doesn’t even find her all that attractive but he still fucks her ~just because~

i HATE cishet men

“her skin the color of caramel”

ah yes, there we go again

this guy: “dont let me down” by the Beatles is better than anything Beethoven OR Mozart have EVER done

me, trying my best not to die: are you... sure

i try hard not to be a pretentious bitch but this dude just said with his whole chest that he liked some random Beatles song (apparently built like a mini-symphony) better than anything by Beethoven, or Mozart, bc it /touched/ him more, yk? it had that special /something/, like all great ~art~

and i just. try so hard. but how am i supposed to respect him when he says stuff like that.

is there anything that is at the same time more scary and more pathetic than a white guy obsessed with the beatles

the way you understand the French quote in a book and grow kinda proud and angry at the same time; proud bc you understood it at all but angry bc you dont REALLY know french, right? you know enough to understand a quote but can you SPEAK it? can you COMMUNICATE? do you catch NUANCES? no, ofc you dont, bc you’re useless

"in the end, love is the only thing that matters"

im glad that as we grow older, this really is the thing that humans realize about life. that its all just... about love.

i have always adored people who thought themselves too good for war and peace, as if whole generations of humans are somehow less sophisticated than them just bc it’s a russian classic

this bitch really wants us to feel sorry for him bc he didn’t and won’t ever make anyone’s a-celeb list ? bc i DONT!

like imagine being so full of yourself you can’t visit TIFF (what kinda privilege, to be able to just DO that?) anymore bc it leaves you feeling unaccomplished cause you’re not brad fucking pitt like JESUS bitch, you’re a whole? narcissist?

project reading this book is going awfully btw I have zero motivation to pick it up