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Keeley
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So...he's just going to pick a fight because he's afraid even though he's lived in peace for 18 years...survival skills are entirely questionable.
— 6 hours, 58 min ago
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Keeley
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13yo: Whatcha reading?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
13yo: Who is the idiot you keep mumbling about?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
The man was stunned that there were animals on the island who ate his pile of grapes he left on the ground. Quite frankly, I'm not sure he's suffered enough yet.
— Dec 21, 2025 07:55AM
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Me: Robinson Crusoe
13yo: Who is the idiot you keep mumbling about?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
The man was stunned that there were animals on the island who ate his pile of grapes he left on the ground. Quite frankly, I'm not sure he's suffered enough yet.
Keeley
is 33% done
I love how Crusoe goes for a walk and sees all this beautiful land and his immediate thought is "this is rightfully mine!"
— Dec 20, 2025 08:12PM
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