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Keeley
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So...he's just going to pick a fight because he's afraid even though he's lived in peace for 18 years...survival skills are entirely questionable.
— 12 hours, 7 min ago
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Keeley
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13yo: Whatcha reading?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
13yo: Who is the idiot you keep mumbling about?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
The man was stunned that there were animals on the island who ate his pile of grapes he left on the ground. Quite frankly, I'm not sure he's suffered enough yet.
— Dec 21, 2025 07:55AM
Me: Robinson Crusoe
13yo: Who is the idiot you keep mumbling about?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
The man was stunned that there were animals on the island who ate his pile of grapes he left on the ground. Quite frankly, I'm not sure he's suffered enough yet.
Keeley
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I love how Crusoe goes for a walk and sees all this beautiful land and his immediate thought is "this is rightfully mine!"
— Dec 20, 2025 08:12PM
Keeley
is 32% done
...and, of course, he becomes a born-again Christian seeking for God to deliver him from what he views as poor decisions on his part that led to his quandary. 🙄 I also love how conveniently the next verse, which would be more applicable to his situation, is somehow ignored:
"16 To the wicked, however, God says,
“What right have you to recite My statutes
and to bear My covenant on your lips?"
Ugh, egoists.
— Dec 18, 2025 02:29PM
"16 To the wicked, however, God says,
“What right have you to recite My statutes
and to bear My covenant on your lips?"
Ugh, egoists.
Keeley
is 11% done
I love the hyperbole of comparing a lack of close neighbors and friends to being on a deserted island. Ask and you shall receive, I guess.
— Dec 16, 2025 11:03AM
