Status Updates From Le monde antique de Harry P...

Not George and Fred being Castor and Pollux and when Pollux dies, Castor asks Zeus to make him immortal (George looses an ear and becomes ‘Saint-like’) and in the end George is the only one to come out of the battle of hogwarts

I’m legit stupid because in 20 years it never occurred to me that ‘’Voldemort’’ was literally ‘’the one who wants to cheat death’’

Andromeda meaning ‘’the courageous one’’ because in the myth she was thrown under the bus by her family and decided to marry despite her family’s wishes omggggg

-(my boy who deserves the world) Theo Nott: ‘’God’s gift to the world’’ (fight me), he’s lonely and doesn’t have a mom and I love him

The Slytherin gang so far:
-Vincent Crabbe: ‘’vanquisher’’ (pun on the fact he dies)
-Gregory Goyle: mindless bodyguard
-Draco Malfoy: dragon, constellation

So far we got:
-My boy Draco being a product of hardcore incést (like spanning milenia)
-5 disinherited Blacks (2 for marrying muggleborns, 1 for being a squib, 1 for literally supporting his nephew financially?? 1 FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH A MUGGLEBORN)
-Flitwick’s name being a whole pun about his height
-everyone having cool names denoting their strengths and weaknesses and then Hermione ‘the ginger’s wife’