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Dantalian's life is going downhill. Also, spray can lady is my school coordinator when our classroom was on fire "I don't give a shit"

I really really really like Dantalian. And I hope that her and Paul find happiness in whatever decision they make

Demon names are so cool!
Astaroth? Awesome
Nephula? Badass
Valefar? Can I take that one?
DANTALIAN?!

ME: I have no fear
VIN: *jumps off cliff*
VIN: *possesses powerful chainsword forged by a demon*
VIN: *laughs maniacally, completely demented*
VIN: *slays a Chimaera*
ME: I have one fear

PLEASE VIN! YOU'RE TOO FUNNY!

DAD: I was summoned into Hell while pooping on a toilet!
PAUL + JULIET: *disgusted*
ME: Aw! Duchess Nephula loved him even in his most vulnerable form!

Their dad was hot af in his youth

JULIET: *farts radiant light*
PAUL: *has Hellish jazz hands*
DAD: *sighs* Just like their mother
ASTAROTH: And she was?
DAD: Nephula The Great Duchess of Hell

JULIET: *uses a colossal shining fart to save everyone*
CROWD: You're a hero! You're Atom-Bumb!
JULIET: Jesus I'm ready come take me in your arms!

BOYS: *have red eyes*
ME: You sexy motherf-

Aw! Astaroth's a kitty cat now!

ASTAROTH: How do we defeat this duke?
PAUL: I have an idea...I'm gonna lick you

At this point Paul could start a fucking harem of demons, I'm not even joking

"This time, I will fucking do something."

Paul rn is literally me three days before an exam

"Love Advice from the Great Duke of Hell" you say? The Duke's given Paul everything but that

PAUL: *has demon powers*
JULIET: *has angel powers*

So, um, the hell is your dad hiding? What on god's green earth did he *ahem* to have you?

THE FACES!

Vin is honestly the most relatable guy on set I ain't even joking

VIN: *follows the teacher being weird with a student*
VIN: *ends up joining a cult*
VIN: *gets dragged to Hell*
VIN: 👁👄👁
💧 💧

How can a comic be hilarious, badass and really really serious at the same time?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

these plot twists are killing me!

Did Dantalian have a crush on Paul? Is that why she killed him and brought him to Hell? And is the reason I'm okay with that and actually rooting for this ship because I consume YA like it's chocolate?

never mind, you funny as hell again