Ayesha the Great 🍉 (Barbie's Version)’s Reviews > Love Advice from the Great Duke of Hell > Status Update

Dantalian's life is going downhill. Also, spray can lady is my school coordinator when our classroom was on fire "I don't give a shit"

I really really really like Dantalian. And I hope that her and Paul find happiness in whatever decision they make

Demon names are so cool!
Astaroth? Awesome
Nephula? Badass
Valefar? Can I take that one?
DANTALIAN?!

ME: I have no fear
VIN: *jumps off cliff*
VIN: *possesses powerful chainsword forged by a demon*
VIN: *laughs maniacally, completely demented*
VIN: *slays a Chimaera*
ME: I have one fear

PLEASE VIN! YOU'RE TOO FUNNY!

DAD: I was summoned into Hell while pooping on a toilet!
PAUL + JULIET: *disgusted*
ME: Aw! Duchess Nephula loved him even in his most vulnerable form!

Their dad was hot af in his youth

JULIET: *farts radiant light*
PAUL: *has Hellish jazz hands*
DAD: *sighs* Just like their mother
ASTAROTH: And she was?
DAD: Nephula The Great Duchess of Hell

JULIET: *uses a colossal shining fart to save everyone*
CROWD: You're a hero! You're Atom-Bumb!
JULIET: Jesus I'm ready come take me in your arms!

BOYS: *have red eyes*
ME: You sexy motherf-