Status Updates From 所有人都以为我喜欢他 [Everyone Thinks...

asrghh idk.. i love the idea but the mc's friends are genuinely so terrible and i dont think i can get behind that 🥲 maybe ill read until 20% and see if i wanna continue it

this is such a funny way to start a book😭 but ngl hes better than me cuz if that happened to me i dont thinm id ever recover. id drop out the school idgaf😭🙏

“When did you buy the ring?”
“Yesterday.”
Ye Zhou lowered his head and his lips slightly curved up. He was driven out of the house yesterday and Shang Jin gave him a home today.

😭

“The most important thing is that our school has a car: the unrivaled in this world test god car! Students, are you afraid of exams? Don’t worry, as long as you come to A Uni and enter the Shang Ye religion, the test god will always cover you! Self-tested effectiveness!”

It's a legend by now.

Shang Jin raised the cup and took a sip of tea. “My family is somewhat special. Perhaps because of this unusual nature, I don’t have much sense of belonging with my family. With Ye Zhou, I saw something like me.”
Shang Jin didn’t say exactly what it was, but Ye Heng understood that it was the longing for a family.

Poor baby 😭

Shang Qingping sighed. As Shang Jin had said, Shang Jin hadn’t gotten anything from him since childhood. Now, he wasn’t qualified to intervene in his choice.

In your face.

“You’re such turtles! You guys won’t get pregnant, so why are you so reserved?”
Ye Zhou flew into a rage out of humiliation, “Since we can’t get pregnant, what do you want to know if it’s comfortable for? Why don’t you go try for yourself! What’s in your head? No wonder you need to cram for the exams!”

Besties strike back!

Shang Jin rushed before him and said, “I’ll go.” Saying that, he walked a few steps to the doorway and pulled open the door.
“Hello! Is Ye Zhouー”
Not waiting for the other person to finish, Shang Jin slammed the door shut.
Ye Zhou: “???”
Shang Jin deadpanned, “Knocked on the wrong door.”

Poor random cannon fodder suitor blocked by the ML.

Xu Yangjun, holding a stethoscope from who knew where he’d borrowed it, was seriously moving the stethoscope while bewilderingly saying, “How come I can’t hear the voices?”

Not the stethoscope against the door 🤣

Zhou Wendao: Zhou, you can rest assured that after one night of emergency discussion in our class, we think that your chance of capturing Shang Jin is very high, so fighting! We’ll help you too! We’re doing everything willingly. No need to thank us!
Who really wants to thank you???

Ah, misguided well-meaning besties. Truly the biggest threat to humankind.

like the strawberry candy after the lemon, the sweetness went to the bottom of my heart

“Shang Jin wouldn't, because he lacked motherly love, just have his heart moved because he'd taken care of him, right?” LMAO

SO FUNNY IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE