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Too sweet of a dynamic for me. I think Amy Bellows books are just like that though. It’s very short so everything is happening quickly but just… weird pacing? Idk didn’t want to finish.

“I can’t, Rhett.”
He gets down on one knee. “Please. Don’t tell me that I can’t be with you. Not because of this.”

My heart hurts 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔

I shake her hand. “Nice to meet you. Your wife is terrifying.”
She laughs. “Isn’t she?”
“She threatened to feed my balls to your dog.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Letting him see all of my books like this feels deeply personal. Maybe that’s what it felt like for him when I saw his poetry collection.

You see my kindle library and you run away 🤣🤣🤣💀

“Don’t worry. I’m about to perform a poem about getting fucked in the ass. My clothes should be the least of your concerns.”

That’s how this book begins 🤣🤣🤣 I’m ready for this!