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I can’t deal with the narrator and the story isn’t gripping me at all.

DNFing at 30%
Started the read because the three book series is free on Audible.
The combination of the writing style and the narration just made it too tedious for me to continue. :(

wasn't she just a victim of sexual assault? you really think she would be ok to fuck right now? it was like 2hrs ago?

also this writing;
"my breasts are pliant to his perusal. my flesh pebbles with longing"

one of the dude's POVs okay a dude is thinking this;

"keep his length on the verge of eruption. i fight to urge to warn him not to come all over my dashboard. it's difficult to keep my yes on the road, but i manage to force the size of his massive cock from my mind. mostly. there's no way that thing will every fit inside of Sophie"

verbatim. again, is this what women think men are thinking or how'd they think?

oh she was, but it was vampires.

Think I missed something, is she getting gang graped right now?

"my honey opens her mouth over my CLOTHED cock, blowing hot air over every inch"

HOW DO YOU FEEL IT IF IT'S COVER IN CLOTHES MY DUDE PLEASE HOW?

and 'my honey' *vomit emoji 100 times*

"i quit smoking cold turkey today because i'm worried i'll get her sick with 2nd hand smoke"

you just meet her 2 days ago dude, wtf. is this what girl's want? maybe i'm just too bitter.

and you just went on a rant about how you don't do 3somes and yet here you are laying down with them both, so maybe you do fuck with them.

Just causally committing arson

And now we're all sharing a room.

He's smoking in a hotel.

She should be dead. But are they making this shifter part of a love triangle or what's happening

"I ignore the fear all petite women are engrained with"


What the actual fuck

How slow are you driving? You've been explaining a whole ass scene while you drive by, you can't see all that while driving by!

Her saying "you don't have to be afraid" Yep gonna be a marriage of convenience

Oh so he's gonna get with her just to enjoy peace in his head, yah a good reason behind a relationship

Oh a male sookie, yay

Ok how do you know the sound that curtains make while burning