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“Thirtieth, tell the whole world, including the heavenly dao and Heart Domain people that you deeply love Gu Jianshen.”
“Addendum 1: Enjoy the sunrise and sunset together.”
“Addendum 2: Set off fireworks together.”
“Addendum 3:...

Are they supposed to finish this before or after task 29, 'break up for the MC's faith'

The ML this time 'reincarnates' into an unborn child when the MC is already an adult... And they're supposed to end up falling in love again with the MC as a 'parental figure'.☠️

Shen Qingxian was really not angry because of all this. He was angry over the twenty-sixth item on the jade scroll.
After experiencing so much together, Gu Jianshen had actually never trusted him.
He liked him, had fallen for him twice, but he still couldn’t trust him.
How could Shen Qingxian not be angry!

ML is a dog.

..Gu Jianshen was simply using honeyed words to cajole him, before uprooting any influence he had, completely “imprisoning” him by his side so that he became a useless good-for-nothing!
When he then thought about how he had seduced Gu Jianshen in this past year…
Was this bastard using him as a chunk of meat for his own enjoyment? Very good, the jade scroll hadn’t lied to him at all.
What trust, what love.

“You ah, can’t you try to like me?”
Shen Qingxian’s eyes flashed. He leaned against Gu Jianshen’s arms, and his voice was very serious, “I don’t know what is considered ‘like.’”
Gu Jianshen paused.
Shen Qingxian unexpectedly said, “Lady Li liked Duke Shen, and Duke Shen liked Lady Li, but I don’t understand that kind of like.”

Why does the ML (&the shitty scrolls) keep wanting to 'convert' the poor aroace MC?

"Shen Qingxian immediately smiled, bent down to pick up the group of little guys, and coaxed them one by one, “It’s okay, it’s okay, he’s not a bad guy.”
Gu Jianshen watched this, his heart filled with jealousy. These little fat birds actually dared to compete with him for his favor! Just wait until you guys grow up, I’ll barbeque the lot of you!"
...
Not Gu Jianshen being jealous of baby chicks 😂

Finally, they were too exhausted to continue. They fell asleep in each other’s embrace. After tens of thousands of years, after being lonely for so long, they had finally found each other again. Finally, they were no longer living alone and helpless.
Gu Jianshen held him carefully, baptizing him with the tenderest eyes and watering him with his brimming love.
So good, meeting you was so good. 
(Chp 100)

Chp 41
"Bit by bit, even though it all looked seemingly chaotic, it wrote out a beautiful life. 
Their short life was actually so full and wonderful.
In these thirty years of mortal life, Shen Qingxian had learned as  much as he had during three hundred years of seclusion on Wanxiu Mountain——perhaps even far more."

putting this on hold so I can read KOD and then watch the live action series right after 🙈

Chap.31 - Gu Jianshen chuckled and said, "If you think of a way, he can become yours."
Shen Qingxian's eyes brightened. "What way?"
Gu Jianshen poked his forehead and said, "Think about it."…As if realizing what he would think of, Gu Jianshen told him, "Think of something good."
Shen Qingxian shook his head seriously. "Can't think of anything." All he can think of is killing him 😭😭

Chap.31 - Gu Jianshen was already laying the facts out. "I hold such intentions only towards you, so it's a pity that all you want to do is kill me."
Cough... Shen Qingxian was actually really embarrassed. He looked away and said seriously, "Believe me, the jade scroll is really broken."
They both know that GJS won’t believe that 😭

Chap.29 - The next were all on hell mode…
On the white jade scroll, it was "Go star-watching together", but on Gu Jianshen's it was "Go star-watching together and pick a little star for Shen Qingxian".
This...
Shen Qingxian really wanted to say: You better give up on ascending ba.
GJS tasks are on hell mode 😭 pick a star for him? give him something he desires + a home??😭😭

Chap.29 - Gu Jianshen pointed to the fourth task and said faintly, "Fourth, eliminate Shen Qingxian's killing intent towards you. Shishu, do you know how I feel when I see this task shining all the time?"
LMAOOO this made me crack up 😭😭 bc SQX is all flirty towards him & the task is shining bright 😭😭

Chap.29 - Shen Qingxian's eyes lit up as soon as he saw it. "It's so beautiful."
Gu Jianshen said internally: I just knew that things would turn out like this…but at first Gu Jianshen had just thought that it hurt his eyes. Now, since love for the house extended to the crows on its roof, he actually thought that it was very pleasing to the eye.
SQX and his love for red & gold 😭😭

Chap.28 - oh, damn it... What was this situation? Why did it rain one minute and then have stars the next? Had God's head been kicked by a donkey?
SQX changing the weather back to heavy rain bc that’s what GJS has been doing 😭 but bc he got caught, they did a back and forth & everyone is confused 😭😭

Chap.28 - SQX doing all the tasks bc he wants to ascend, but GJS is doing the tasks bc he’s actually interested in SQX 😭💔

Chap.28 - How could there be such a guy who would play coquettish after finishing beating someone up.
He was just so cute that it was deadly.
Shen Qingxian was still misbehaving in his arms; he pinched his face and asked, "What are you laughing at?"
Gu Jianshen said, "Laughing at my own stupidity."
😭😭