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CTRL-V is doing some heavy lifting in this section, to the point that CTRL-V should be listed as the primary author and Dwight David Thrash CPA FCPA CGMA should be listed as a secondary author at best. Also, I am pretty sure Dena Hope is going to prison.

this is literally the worst book ever written. great for making me fall asleep though

If you took a drink every time "I, Titus Uno, Certified Public Accountant, Forensic Certified Public Accountant, and Charterer Global Management Accountant" appears in this book, you'd risk liver failure by the time you got through the first chapter.

Good god, it’s getting worse.

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HOLY SHIT THIS BOOK IS SO BAD. I LOVE IT.

I am prefacing this by saying Matt and I reading this together as a joke and BOY OH BOY.

Fuuuuuuuck I forgot how much of a slog this is with all the tedious repetition.

As has happened a number of times now, this would be intolerable without a comedy podcast to follow along with. Content-to-filler ratio is extremely low.

I don't think I've seen writing this naive since, well, Kaileb's Dream. Unsurprising, I suppose. It's made me laugh, and I wasn't expecting that at all. And it's going quicker than the pro novel I just finished did!

This is literally insane. It reads like the stories I wrote when I was in grade school that my mom found in her attic last xmas.

Oh god somebody please help me

Okay. Let's do this.