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«There were only a few certainties in life.
Baby goats were the cutest.
All dogs deserve a second chance.
I loved Ranger more than I even knew was possible.
And I would always, always have coffee.»

"You want coffee?"
"I want my goat. And explanations."

I knew he wasn't coming back.
His goodbye was no goodbye.

«Maybe because the people needed so much from us whereas the animals just wanted to be there with you - no matter how fucked up your head was.»

"Pretty hurts. Ugly does its job comfortably."