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Joycee
is 97% done
Just don’t propose by tweet - you never know who that tweet’s gonna go to.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:37PM
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Joycee
is 96% done
I think I’ve been around celebrities enough to know not to listen to anything I don’t hear out of the horse’s mouth.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:35PM
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Joycee
is 95% done
“Can you get rid of this?”, pointing to the tweet. Because I can’t just take it down. People get screenshots and share that $h!t for eternity. He’ll be playing whack-a-mile.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:32PM
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Joycee
is 87% done
We have to see the world together. Have you ever been to Iceland? We have to go to Iceland - summer AND winter: it’s two different countries.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:29PM
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Joycee
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I’m “loo-gry.” I don’t get “hangry”, but I get loopy when I’m hungry, so “loo-gry.”
— Dec 19, 2025 04:28PM
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Joycee
is 60% done
Speculation that my schlong is only shhhh because it’s missing the “long” part of it …
— Dec 19, 2025 04:26PM
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Joycee
is 80% done
I like your eyes. Especially when they’re not surrounded by insect legs.
(Fake lashes?)
— Dec 19, 2025 04:25PM
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(Fake lashes?)
Joycee
is 70% done
Everyone’s special.
You’re Sarah-special. That’s special-er.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:24PM
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You’re Sarah-special. That’s special-er.
Joycee
is 63% done
Who we could have been is always a part of who we are.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:17PM
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Joycee
is 46% done
Baby roulette. [in this case, baby Emma has gastrointestinal issues] Dude, you wanna hold her, you take the consequences.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:16PM
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Joycee
is 43% done
If he likes “Firefly,” it stands to reason he would like “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” too.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:15PM
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Joycee
is 41% done
“I’m fine.”
“I’ve had a sister almost all my life. ‘I’m fine’ doesn’t work on me.”
— Dec 19, 2025 04:14PM
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“I’ve had a sister almost all my life. ‘I’m fine’ doesn’t work on me.”
Joycee
is 36% done
She’s so tense, I swear her hair and earlobes are extra stiff too.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:12PM
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Joycee
is 35% done
People are awesome. They’re complicated. Everyone has something they worry about. Everyone has someone they love. Everyone’s been through some kind of tragedy. But they still go out to baseball games and smile or head over to the theater and cry. The world’s full of people doing their best and we all f#ck up from time to time, but no one’s really evil.
— Dec 19, 2025 04:05PM
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Joycee
is 34% done
Purple cone flowers and black-eyed susans - favorites of the bees
— Dec 19, 2025 03:59PM
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Joycee
is 31% done
If there’s anything I learned in my 15 years in public life, it’s that you never know what you’re capable of until you try and there’s no shame in using the path you’ve got to get there.
— Dec 19, 2025 03:58PM
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Joycee
is 29% done
Cats are awesome. Like dogs or kids, only smarter and cleaner.
😆
— Dec 14, 2025 10:27AM
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Joycee
is 24% done
If you find it in my kitchen, chances are that I enjoy eating it.
— Dec 13, 2025 04:29PM
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Joycee
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“We’re friends” is standard Hollywood code for “we want you to wonder what we really are”.
— Dec 13, 2025 04:28PM
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