Status Updates From America's Geekheart (Copper...

Just don’t propose by tweet - you never know who that tweet’s gonna go to.

I think I’ve been around celebrities enough to know not to listen to anything I don’t hear out of the horse’s mouth.

“Can you get rid of this?”, pointing to the tweet. Because I can’t just take it down. People get screenshots and share that $h!t for eternity. He’ll be playing whack-a-mile.

We have to see the world together. Have you ever been to Iceland? We have to go to Iceland - summer AND winter: it’s two different countries.

I’m “loo-gry.” I don’t get “hangry”, but I get loopy when I’m hungry, so “loo-gry.”

Speculation that my schlong is only shhhh because it’s missing the “long” part of it …

I like your eyes. Especially when they’re not surrounded by insect legs.

(Fake lashes?)

Everyone’s special.

You’re Sarah-special. That’s special-er.

Who we could have been is always a part of who we are.

Baby roulette. [in this case, baby Emma has gastrointestinal issues] Dude, you wanna hold her, you take the consequences.

If he likes “Firefly,” it stands to reason he would like “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” too.

“I’m fine.”

“I’ve had a sister almost all my life. ‘I’m fine’ doesn’t work on me.”

She’s so tense, I swear her hair and earlobes are extra stiff too.

People are awesome. They’re complicated. Everyone has something they worry about. Everyone has someone they love. Everyone’s been through some kind of tragedy. But they still go out to baseball games and smile or head over to the theater and cry. The world’s full of people doing their best and we all f#ck up from time to time, but no one’s really evil.

Purple cone flowers and black-eyed susans - favorites of the bees

If there’s anything I learned in my 15 years in public life, it’s that you never know what you’re capable of until you try and there’s no shame in using the path you’ve got to get there.

Cats are awesome. Like dogs or kids, only smarter and cleaner.

😆

If you find it in my kitchen, chances are that I enjoy eating it.

“We’re friends” is standard Hollywood code for “we want you to wonder what we really are”.