Status Updates From Wayward Son (Simon Snow, #2)

My book addresses the problem of what do you do when you graduate. Simons life kind of fell apart and he became a bum and just drank and laid on the couch. But they went to America and he's trying to figure it out.

I think the most interesting part so far is that Simon just fell apart like how did he end up like that.

Lowkey everyone and their mother kinda shat on this book but I’m having a great time!! It’s a little goofier than the first one but I think that’s what gives it its strength!! Have more love in your heart!

Shepard calling Simon “the white devil” has been the highlight of my morning

“Of course I’ve read Anne Rice, I was a 15 year old closet case whose parents pretended not to notice when the family dog went missing” Bastilton Pitch, you are the most character ever, I love you so dearly

Yall are some hating ass bicthes, this book is funny as fuck!!

Not even 2 chapters in and she’s already playing in my face