Status Updates From Bakemonogatari, Part 2: Mon...

-You are gonna kill someone one of these days.
-And when I do, I'll make sure it's you.
-I love you, but not enough to be killed by you!
-To be lived to death, to be killed by the one you love. Could there be any better way to die?
-I'd rather take a pass on that kind of twisted love.//
You could say Senjogahara was facing forward, but was refusing to look back the same as facing forward?

-That girl's been stalking me.
-Stalking? Like what women wear over their lower bodies?
-That's a stocking.
-Are you sure?
-Do you really not know the word? She's been following me no matter how much I try to skirt around her.
-Skirt? Like what women wear over their lower bodies?
I thought for a bit to see if I could come up with a word Hachikuji might confuse with bike shorts. My vocabulary wasn't up to the task.

You know at first the "My senior Araragi" "My junior Kanbaru" thing bothered me a bit just because that's not really natural-sounding English (obvs we have no perfect words for senpai/kohai) but now I find it a bit charming the way Araragi and Kanbaru call each other that XD they are such goobers

I Support Suruga Kanbaru's Wrongs