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DNF, too stilted for my tastes.

I mean he's not wrong, it's not easy getting everything you need from just plants. Yes seeing gore can be upsetting but it is incredibly rude and disrespectful to make a scene and trash food with your foot. No manners this one

Ahr is straight up Gaston and his cousin Maun is Lefou.

Nooooo Oooone's~
Slick as Ahr
No one's quick like Ahr
No one's dick is as incredibly thick as Ahr!

Also for someone who apparently has IBS and doesn't eat meat, eating that much fruit is still gonna give you the runs and rot your teeth you goose

Omg child. Yes be rude to the people who saved your ass and didn't leave you to die in the wilderness. Idiot.

Also rude to assume people are primitive and behind cuz they don't use the same tech as you, you goose

Omg you are a spoiled, self entitled dumbass lady lmfao