Status Updates From The Complete Cancer Cleanse...

So basically what he's suggesting here is...

Denial

Just pretend you don't have cancer and you won't

Buddy

I am confused as to why this has turned into like

This random dudes terribly written memoirs

Look man it's great that you recovered from aggressive leukemia

It's just weird that you're pretending the chemo wasn't what did it

That's not quantum physics lmao

I love when these people pretend they understand quantum physics

Like I also don't understand quantum physics but I'm not claiming quantum physics allows you to manifest not having cancer so I don't need to understand quantum physics

They have yet to cite an actual peer reviewed study btw

We are 272 pages in. I was at least expecting wild misinterptations of actual studies but no it's all paraphrasing of claims about studies some other guy made in THEIR bullshit book with no names of studies or searchable titles

Yall cannot be citing charismatic faith healers and expectinf me to take you seriously

Not them citing a study about prayer as a complementary treatment for DEPRESSION in Christians having some success and extrapolating thst to CANCER when the resesrch actually shows worse outcomes with cancer and prayer because when prayer doesn't cure cancer people get depressed 😭

Look man this is pretty explicitly Christian like you're invoked Jesus and the Gospels you don't have to pretend this is a universal understanding of Gd and religion and spirituality

"we can all agree that this is true about Gd"

Proceeds to give an exceptionally Christian specific list of traits

You cannot be addicted to security that's nothing

I genuinely was not prepared for it to get Weird And Christian

And suddenly the book has become weirdly Christian so that

Scans somehow

Yeah can I get like a real source and not something called the "heart math solution"?

So are we gonna be given a study or just this claim from a guy with a massive conflict of interests

Yeah lady half your advice has boiled down to "give yourself diarrhea regularly on purpose" so the bridge of "extreme lifestyle change suggestions" has already been crossed

Yeah man the state of California has singled out everything as a problem you got a real study or

"If you're sensitive to dairy whey try goat whey"

So a

Different kind of dairy whey

Because goat milk is still dairy man

Why is the vaccine autism myth coming up in this book that supposedly is about cancer but is instead just all of this lady's pseduoscientific beliefs and also recipes for giving yourself diarrhea if you're into that sort of thing

This book really is making it clear how "cleanses" are just a lot of giving yourself diarrhea on purpose and idk man I think if you're doing that you either have a mental illness or a very specific fetish and either way it won't cure cancer

Not them citing my favourite bonkers charlatan of all time Hulda Clark

What is this, a crossover episode

Okay like cooked fish is generally safe but it IS hilarious to suggest that people eat fish during your bullshit parasite cleanse actually.

Like tell me you know absolutely nothing about parasites without telling me

They're doing that thing where they go "xyz has been shown to fight cancer" and then leave out the important bits of "in laboratory conditions" or "in rats"

Yeah so we have this thing called homeostasis and an extremely small range of pH values that are compatible with life

Your pH is not "too acidic" if it was it would be time for hospital

You are not boron deficient 🙄

These unqualified motherfuckers just said that we absorb vitamin D from the sun which tells you exactly how unserious they are

It's cute that they're continuing to lie

There is nowhere in the world where osteoporosis is nonexistent be so fucking for real right now

This story is fully just A Lie lmao

AND THIS IS LITERALLY JUST A LIST OF THINGS TO DO THAT ABSOLUTELY WILL INDUCE ANOREXIA AND OTHER FORMS OF DISORDERED EATING JN A PERSON HOLY SHIT

Deeply baffled by this guy w hypoglycemia talking about how he could no longer eat sugar

Buddy you have the opposite of Too Much Sugar

This whole section is just attempting to induce orthorexia in cancer patients (which is so fucking dangerous)