Status Updates From The Complete Cancer Cleanse...

Yeah man the state of California has singled out everything as a problem you got a real study or

"If you're sensitive to dairy whey try goat whey"

So a

Different kind of dairy whey

Because goat milk is still dairy man

Why is the vaccine autism myth coming up in this book that supposedly is about cancer but is instead just all of this lady's pseduoscientific beliefs and also recipes for giving yourself diarrhea if you're into that sort of thing

This book really is making it clear how "cleanses" are just a lot of giving yourself diarrhea on purpose and idk man I think if you're doing that you either have a mental illness or a very specific fetish and either way it won't cure cancer

Not them citing my favourite bonkers charlatan of all time Hulda Clark

What is this, a crossover episode

Okay like cooked fish is generally safe but it IS hilarious to suggest that people eat fish during your bullshit parasite cleanse actually.

Like tell me you know absolutely nothing about parasites without telling me

They're doing that thing where they go "xyz has been shown to fight cancer" and then leave out the important bits of "in laboratory conditions" or "in rats"

Yeah so we have this thing called homeostasis and an extremely small range of pH values that are compatible with life

Your pH is not "too acidic" if it was it would be time for hospital

You are not boron deficient 🙄

These unqualified motherfuckers just said that we absorb vitamin D from the sun which tells you exactly how unserious they are

It's cute that they're continuing to lie

There is nowhere in the world where osteoporosis is nonexistent be so fucking for real right now

This story is fully just A Lie lmao

AND THIS IS LITERALLY JUST A LIST OF THINGS TO DO THAT ABSOLUTELY WILL INDUCE ANOREXIA AND OTHER FORMS OF DISORDERED EATING JN A PERSON HOLY SHIT

Deeply baffled by this guy w hypoglycemia talking about how he could no longer eat sugar

Buddy you have the opposite of Too Much Sugar

This whole section is just attempting to induce orthorexia in cancer patients (which is so fucking dangerous)

Cranberry juice cannot prevent or cure UTIs or Bladder Infections that's a myth. An extremely prevelant myth but a myth nonetheless

"The only salt I recommend is Celtic sea salt"

Chemically indistinguishable from table salt btw.

The abstract for the study they're "citing" here says something completely different from what they claim the study is about

So they're just lying

Which is Awesome

There is no such thing as a "healing crisis" btw and anyone who tries to tell you there is is selling you a crock

You do not, in fact, need to cleanse your liver

That's not real and the human body is not a car

She's now describing the symptoms of dying btw

Oh lmao the primary author is an extremely welll known quack

Telling me a dog had a tumor and now he doesn't and he's only missing one toe doesn't sound like a non-traditional canine cancer care regiment it sounds like they surgically removed the tumor which is the definition of traditional canine cancer treatment

See if you don't know anything this sounds very convincing