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Not this being the funniest book I've ever read 😭

"My body, my temple, right? And if it's a temple, doesn't that make me the Goddess? If so, then why the hell would I settle for just one worshipper? I want them all. And I don't want them to treat my temple with respect, I want them to fucking defile it until I can't move." - Rae

Mother Evangeline is no ordinary nun.

That pretty much sums it up.
This is funny in such a dumb way I love it

LUKES GAY IM CALLING IT

This book is the reason people hate religion💀

“Oh, sorry. I didn’t think redheads liked to be called that. Ok, ginger in the front, go ahead.”

“No, Mother. My name is Ginger.”

Oh, for the love of God. What the hell were her parents smoking?”



LMFAOOO this is just the light read i needed