Status Updates From New X-Men by Grant Morrison...

TWO OH MY GOD MOMENTS:

1) BEAK GOT ANGEL PREGNANT AND NOW SHES SCARED

2) THE CUCKOOS JUST TELEPATHICALLY TOLD JEAN ABOUT EMMA AND SCOTT. OH MY GOD

The prof is always stepping down

The Cuckoos: “If you love them so much. Then why do you let them die l the time, you silly old woman”

E:”old?”

E: “I’m only 27 you ungrateful wretched”

“I love children…teaching is my life”

Omg Sophie is dead after using the cerebra machine. Now the girls are mad and going to have another lady to teach them

NOT SCOTT AND EMMA BEATING UP KIDS😭

Beast did some research what killed Jumbo was an overdose😭

Emma Frost and Scott are making out telepathy. What the HELL! OOO I’m telling Jean

S: “Emma, we shouldn’t”

E:”we’re only having a thought together Scott a delicious Scott we can both share”

Aw, Beast and Scott are truly good friends because I love the way Scott talks to him about jean and stuff and beast be honest. While aslo adding stay away from “frost summers”

Forgot to say Lilandra treid to assissante Charles in India before Jean stopped the bullet before it could him. she thought he was still Cassandra but anyways. Lilandra has a lot of truama and she just decided it'll better if they broke up.

Jumbo Carnation has died, he was killed by humans

Wolverine was able to save Dust from the mutant trade. Jean is able to convince her to stop hiding too. I lowkey love jean

“That’s wolverine right? U can tell my the stink of his jacket”😭

Wolverine is trying to find out more about this Mutant slave trade thing. And lowkey why Wolverine looks tuff here

Not only in this chapter but we fucking Storm, Polaris, Quicksilver and and a Magneto voice over

“oh, and by the way don’t mess with Scott and Jean marriage. It’s undignified and jean will kill you”-Beast to Emma

EMMA KILLS ME. She’s reading a magazine that was published saying beast is gay and she’s like Bro! Your not. 😭

Archangel is teaching them how to fly. Beak and Angel are so cute she just kissed him after he failed flying lol

Jean and Charles are trying to protect this mutant name fantomex from the army mob. They been killing mutants but currently the other humans support them

Mutant porn???

SCOTT IS VENTING TO EMMA ABOUT HIM AND JEAN RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS. OH LORD

Charles is back and he’s doing well. He can walk again due to the effects of Cassandra nova but him and jean been doing telekinic practices because Jean is feeling the Phoenix is again