Status Updates From Blade Runner

man what the hell is going on

ok no, she has sex with bounty hunters to get in their heads about killing androids and it’s worked everytime

so she,,,sleeps with bounty hunters to kill them? am i understanding that right? and she’s revealing that she also escaped from Mars and came to earth illegally and was trying to get him killed

“What sort of wife do you have?”
He did not answer.
“Do you—“
“If you weren’t an android,” Rick interrupted, “if I could legally marry you, I would.”
Rachael said, “Or we could live in sin, except that I’m not alive.”

can you guys hear me rolling my eyes

also why tf did she say i love you. let’s be serious here

oh great, he just had sex with rachael

bro just compared her to an ant. can’t make this shit up