Status Updates from All Editions of The Terms of Release (Kindle Edition)

eesha is 84% done

whataburger.......everyone shut the fuck up and think about their hot apple pie with me.....................fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

— Mar 07, 2026 08:33PM Add a comment

eesha is 77% done

this shit is SO FUCKED everything is SO FUCKED ohmygod can a SINGLE good thing happen to sage please

— Mar 07, 2026 08:27PM Add a comment

eesha is 58% done

everyone STOP talking about being texan because youre making me confront the fact that im going to miss the rodeo for the SECOND time since college and im having emotions about it!!!!!!!!

— Mar 07, 2026 08:11PM Add a comment

eesha is 51% done

crazy slurs in this like holy SHIT!

— Mar 07, 2026 08:04PM Add a comment

eesha is 50% done

LOVE YOU? an hour ago you admitted didnt even know if yall were in a relationship! not hating sage deserves the fucking world but like damn!

— Mar 07, 2026 08:02PM Add a comment

eesha is 30% done

"Are you a Reddi-wip whore?”
Win was loving these flashes of wit, of charm."

i fear asking if ur a slut for whipped cream isnt wit but this did make me want a scoop of blue bell vanilla with a nice warm brownie so im the one losing really UGHH dont do this to me im nowhere near texas to get my cravings!!!!!

— Mar 07, 2026 07:39PM Add a comment

eesha is on page 19 of 240

"Angel had been a stubborn ass about not being Mexican. Hell, half of Texas was part Mexican, but whatever." this reminds me of one of my favorite stand up comedy bits where this guy's going im sooo texan like the only way you could be more texan than me is if youre...mexican like god so true i love when texans write abt texas

— Mar 07, 2026 07:25PM Add a comment