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whataburger.......everyone shut the fuck up and think about their hot apple pie with me.....................fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

everyone STOP talking about being texan because youre making me confront the fact that im going to miss the rodeo for the SECOND time since college and im having emotions about it!!!!!!!!

crazy slurs in this like holy SHIT!

LOVE YOU? an hour ago you admitted didnt even know if yall were in a relationship! not hating sage deserves the fucking world but like damn!

"Are you a Reddi-wip whore?”
Win was loving these flashes of wit, of charm."

i fear asking if ur a slut for whipped cream isnt wit but this did make me want a scoop of blue bell vanilla with a nice warm brownie so im the one losing really UGHH dont do this to me im nowhere near texas to get my cravings!!!!!

"Angel had been a stubborn ass about not being Mexican. Hell, half of Texas was part Mexican, but whatever." this reminds me of one of my favorite stand up comedy bits where this guy's going im sooo texan like the only way you could be more texan than me is if youre...mexican like god so true i love when texans write abt texas