Status Updates From Storm (Reed Security, #18)

“Look, it’s a relationship manual of sorts. I actually started writing down shit for women, but now it looks like you’ll need one too.”
“What’s in it?”
“Everything you would ever need to know about the guidelines of a relationship. It’s the fucking holy grail to lead you through the darkness of relationship hell.”

“Alright,” Chris said, walking over and hauling a fucking heavy pack into my arms. “This is for you. We’ve got EMF readers, EVP device, spectral observatory, and a paranormal music box.”

“These damn phones have replaced fucking rotary phones. It may have taken me fucking forty-five minutes to place a call, but at least I could have slammed the phone down when I was pissed. Now all I can do is press the button really hard, which does jack shit to tell the person on the other end how fucking pissed I am.”

“Boys!” Cap shouted. “Let’s handle this like real men.”
I glared at Tony and he glared back.
“Gunfight?” Rocco asked
“Sword fight,” Craig corrected. “
Arm wrestling?” Coop asked.
“No,” Cap grinned. “A thumb war.”

Hilarious!!