Status Updates From Throat Sprockets

"No one seems to be having sex the old way anymore."

Noooo it took the wrong turn I feared it would... Considering DNFing, now... 😭😒

"The city's Queen died a whore, whorls of vermin aborting from her womb underground, as heavy clouds of dust and powdered granite settled on the Jazz Age Davids strewn in dismantled dignity throughout her court."

Dragged a bit but then improved.

"With these thoughts circling through my mind I realized that Emma and I were daring to go beyond, to reinvent what was already the reinvention of our secret selves."

Ugh. We have reached the part of the book where the characters are in love and insufferable.