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How many mistakes are you making

Why would you irgnore your own child for your client wtf

the more i read about her stupid boyfriend, the more i am lucky and grateful that I don't have a man like this

What is going in with this relationship 🤦‍♀️ yk i supposed it ig? Are they getting back together like this is a shocked factor

You're funny i like you but dont be thinking about dave seriously

Ok I'm gonna side with the ex-boyfriend, Dave, like you need to tell your mom that you both broke up instead of like trying to make it look like you guys are together like girl you sound obsessed move on forget about them I think he wants that too

Gets weirder and weirder each time always something new

#pensiguy

What on earth why would you make a blog post about him on anniversary you are not together

Every time i read this i quesion myself

Im wishing she can put her foot down

BULL SEMEN WHAT?? OMG

The morning hadn't begun well.
For a start, the picture of poached eggs with salmon Jessica had posted on Instagram - #breakfastgoals - had drawn thirty-seven negative comments from an online fitness forum whose members had criticised both her choice of eggs (free range, but not organic) and the fact that she was eating salmon at all (#fishhavefeelings)

What the fuck. What type of social media are you on🧍‍♀️