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The morning hadn't begun well.
For a start, the picture of poached eggs with salmon Jessica had posted on Instagram - #breakfastgoals - had drawn thirty-seven negative comments from an online fitness forum whose members had criticised both her choice of eggs (free range, but not organic) and the fact that she was eating salmon at all (#fishhavefeelings)
What the fuck. What type of social media are you on🧍♀️
— May 23, 2026 01:49AM
For a start, the picture of poached eggs with salmon Jessica had posted on Instagram - #breakfastgoals - had drawn thirty-seven negative comments from an online fitness forum whose members had criticised both her choice of eggs (free range, but not organic) and the fact that she was eating salmon at all (#fishhavefeelings)
What the fuck. What type of social media are you on🧍♀️
