Status Updates From 佛系重生 [Buddha-Like Rebirth]

Looks like I need a tissue box nearby

“Thank you all for your concern. Xie Ke and I are currently trying to have a relationship.”
[..]
Trying to have a relationship!
To have a relationship!
A relationship!
Rounding up one to ten, it meant that he and Zhiyu were already married!

That's a lot of rounding up there, buddy.

He lowered his head. Fu Zhiyu heard his muffled voice, choking back a sob, “Zhiyu, do you want me to leave?”
Fu Zhiyu drew his hand back, nodded without hesitation, and said, “I want you to leave.”

K.O.

“Mingdao, why don’t you pretend to be a girl, and I’ll marry you,” Fu Zhiyu seriously put forward an idea, “I’ll just say to the outside world that you were originally a girl, but wearing men’s clothing.”
Yuan Mingdao, who was forcibly sex-changed: “???”
“It’s not impossible,” Yuan Mingdao couldn’t help blushing, his voice sticky, “Master can do whatever he wants, I will help Master.”

Desperate times

But Fu Zhiyu’s journey to dinner was still not going well, and the third person who stopped him was Xie Ke.

Poor man only wanted some dinner.

So God knows how happy Xie Ke was to be able to do it all over again. Zhiyu still had some baby fat on his face, was soft to kiss, his eyes were round and big, and apart from the fact that Zhiyu hated him because he remembered all those things from the past, he was back to being a real, pure teenager who dared to do anything.

Yes, apart from hating you for ruining his life and killing him, it's all good.

“Including the final order to kill me as well?” Fu Zhiyu sneered, “If being liked by you made me live such a miserable life, then I’d rather you hate me. I was blind to have been so good to you in my previous life!”

With lovers like this who needs enemies.

Those unpleasant memories that Xie Ke wanted to erase, the past that hurt so much every time he touched it… It turned out Zhiyu remembered everything?
He was so dumbfounded that he forgot to stop Fu Zhiyu, letting him turn and leave.
“I…” he murmured in a voice that only he could hear, “I’m sorry…”

Haha, he remembers you ruining his life and killing him, oopsie.

Hey, it was boring but the MC deserved some peace and quiet. I really am looking forward to the reconciliation. Not so much because I think that the ML deserves it, but more so because I know it's gonna happen and I want the story to end.

Not finishing books has become my default and I must change that.

Nah, even with this big reveal, I'm firmly on MC's side. Get the fuck out of here my boy. This mf is crazyyyyyy.

I feel suffocated by the ML encroaching upon the MC all the time. If someone who killed me and before that raped and tortured me, I would literally want to kill myself. It's crazy. I hate stalker exes. If someone stalks you post breakup call the fucking cops!!!

Poor MC, I want to whisk him away.

putting it on hold. my hatred for the ML is so strong that it's making me stupid as I keep reading. Need a break to regroup. LMAO.

This MF is so fucking creepy. I hate the ML so much. I barf every time we get his POV. Disgusting freak,

BRO I HATE THE ML SO MUCH. IF IT WAS UP TO ME I WOULD WASH HIM SO GOOD AND HANG HIM UP TO DRY. FUCKER.

What an amazing ML. He sexually assaulted the MC first thing after getting back while the MC is so sick he thinks he's being suffocated by a snake. Just brilliant. So worthy!!

Aye FUCK the ML. I want him dead. He is gonna redeem himself but he r@ped the MC and he's DONE in my books. MC is interesting and there's a fucking system so let me see what's up. Translation is top-notch so I'll just go ahead.