Status Updates From Cuyahoga

kinda fun but i am just not enamored with the old american accent that carries throughout, makes reading this a bit arduous

“A wood heart will pump wood blood and soon enough you are wood all over.”

“October encourages a bird to abscond from Ohio in favor of warmer air. By that month’s end, most every winged thing obliges, excepting for chickens and finches and the idiot geese that emigrate from Canada in great caravans.”

“I tend to agree with Ozias that the devil is a white man. Not because the devil is clever or the devil were once an angel — though both are true enough. Our devil is a white man because the devil looks like what you seen in a mirror-glass.”

“Dog were always sharpening a matter down to a point, like a [grave] marker tells the life underneath in a word or two.”

Watch out for them night pigs