Status Updates From Now You See Me

When it came to the human race, Aldrich observed from the sidelines rather than participating, leaving him untouched, uninvolved, and unmolested.

he is me?

And with that, Aldrich handed a boy in his twenties the key to his heart. "Yeah," Miguel agreed. "Only me."

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"I'm going to kill him." Miguel's tone had not warmed any. "If he tries to touch you again, I'll kill him."

AMEN

the prof is creepily hot and has a problem with his sexuality

Most truths, especially the most uncomfortable ones, were inescapable at three in the morning when one's defenses were at their weakest.

yup

// This author is a loony toon and is super GROSS ... based on how she presents herself through her books!!!!!

// In a lot of ways, you can tell how an author writes is simply how and who they are, and this author is one of the most irritating, toxic, problematic, ignorant, immature, juvenile, sloppy, lazy, irritating, really fucking obnoxious authors on the planet!! I have absolutely no doubt that this is who the author is and frankly this author is just seriously fucked up!!!!!! I cannot stand this author!!!

// Also why the fuck does this author have to in every chapter write where the character is?! We know he is in fucking Illinois, you don’t have to fucking write it in the subheader of every chapter?!!! Fucking hell this author is obnoxious!!

// This author has the most hypothetically punchable personality ever!! Clearly the author is how she is because you can tell that’s just how the author is in every fucking book she writes!! Garbage author, trash, absolutely fucking obnoxious, problematic, toxic, sloppy, lazy,annoying, and ignorant as fuck!!! This author SUCKS!!

// Miguel, three months ago you would’ve said you were straight?! Are you out of your fucking mind?!! You’ve gotten blowjobs, fucked, and got fucked by a man … even if you hadn’t, you were thinking about it or entertaining the idea about being romantically or sexually involved with the same sex!! There is absolutely ZERO conceivable way on this earth you were EVER straight!! NEVER!! You were BORN BISEXUAL!!!!

// Note that I’ve seen what people say about this author in terms of having seen her interact with other readers and she is that fucking obscenely obnoxious, incredibly unlikeable, and really just overall fucking irritating, so nothing about anything in this book surprises me in terms of how she comes across!!!

// Miguel is the one that keeps yelling about not being gay, and he has the audacity to call somebody else homophobe 😡😡😡!!!

// It is absolutely astounding how garbage this author is, she really needs to stop fucking writing, and get the fuck out of the MM genre, nobody needs a writer like her!!!! Pure garbage!!!!

// This author is exactly the type of author that adds garbage to a fantastic and wonderful genre!! This author is pure garbage!! Also instead of having your MC keep saying he’s not gay, how about just have him say that he’s bisexual!! Instead of having him sound like an ignorant obnoxious idiot in denial, instead it will sound like he’s clear about his sexuality!!!

// This author’s writing is really fucking obnoxious and what’s more obnoxious is how unlikeable she is as an author, and more to that fact, how fucking sloppy her book is!! This author should never have been allowed to accept money for such a lazy, sloppy, garbage product!! What a pathetic and trash author!!!!

// This author only knows how to create obnoxious, irritating, ignorant, annoying fucking assholes, because she clearly thinks that this type of behaviour is either acceptable or reasonable, or interesting, or cute, and it’s the exact fucking opposite!! I am absolutely convinced she does this because she is that way!! Being really fucking unlikeable, obnoxious, ignorant, toxic, and problematic is all she knows!!!!!

// Even being in Aldrich’s head makes me wanna smack the fucking daylights out of him!! This author has not created a sympathetic character or a character that you want to like in any capacity!! Aldrich is so incredibly unlikeable and irritating and obnoxious and such a fucking hypocritical asshole, that you understand why his ex-boyfriend treated him the way he did!! As of right now, I hate Aldrich!!

// Reading Aldrich’s thoughts right now. I find him absolutely fucking despicable!!!

// You are a problematic hypocrite, Aldrich, and you better fucking grovel and apologize profusely to Miguel!!!

This author better not make me fucking hate Aldrich 😡😡😡😡😡!!!!

// I really wanna slap Aldrich really fucking hard!! So if you really had a problem with being with Miguel, then why did you fuck him?!! You should’ve just sent him on his way and told him that it can’t happen, as opposed to fucking him, treating him like shit afterward, and being a fucking hypocrite by saying that it shouldn’t have happened!! You couldn’t help yourself and then you become a fucking asshole!!

// The fact that this author keeps referring to Miguel, who is 23, as a boy instead of as a man (e.g. the boy this, the boy that), unrelated to any type of relationship is really fucking weird on part of the author!!!

// There is nothing "situational" about sexuality ... if you let it happen, you are 100% bisexual at the very least!!!!

// Also, this author's morbid use of the word "rape" at the drop of a hat, just for shock value, when there is absolutely nothing of the sort even remotely in danger of happening, is absurd and intensely problematic!!!! This author is a fucking weirdo for that!!!! Just ENOUGH already, author, and just shut the fuck up!!!

// The way this author won't get out of the way of her own book is ludicrous!!! The directions she takes, the words and expressions she uses, manipulating her characters to speak with the exact same terminology to describe situations shows it's HER speaking, and it's intensely problematic, toxic, ignorant, irritating, dangerous, and fucking obnoxious!!!! I seriously HATE this author!!!!!