Status Updates From Felix Ever After

ojito con los chicos gays fans de Ariana Grande con complejo de Regina George 👀💩 transfóbos

Ni siquiera porque es una historia queer soporto los triángulos amorosos 😒

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Writing an email to his deadbeat mum: "Did you even notice that (...) you were becoming too busy to answer the phone whenever I tried to call? You said you'd call me back but you never did. And I guess that brings me to my last queation: did you stop loving me too?“ Of course she did, you stupid moron! The woman hasn't talked to you in literal years, has zero interest in you. Take a hint, would you

"trans people used to be considered gods in a bunch of different cultures religions. (...) We're still considered spiritual guides in some places around the world." The thought of Felix as a spiritual guide makes me shudder. He shouldn't guide anyone, couldn't bc he's so self-involved he'd have no clue where to. Also, what would he be the god of, petty revenge?