Status Updates From Diary of a Gay Porn Star

I simply can not feel that this is something about a “gay porn star”, but a straight loser who takes this job for money

THE DEDICATION HAD ME DYING 😭✋🏻HAHAHAHA

“Dedicated to the ex who dumped me and then, in a fit of anger, told me I wrote “porn books.” So here it is, just for you—a genuine porn book.”

Enjoyable read and I’m looking forward forward to the next book and another POV. Ends at 96%.

*3.5 Stars* rounded up

« I snap some nude pics from a few different angles, then take a deep breath and set my phone on the dresser and take my c*** into my hands. Even both hands on it, one against the other, still won’t cover the whole length. »

Oh.
Oh.
OH

« That’s when the rumors really got around, and soon the girls were giggling at me in the halls and calling me “Trouser Snake” behind my back. And I can see why they did – I mean, it’s so big, it’s a problem. I know that sounds dumb, but it’s true, and I actually have to wear special skintight boxer-briefs at all times because of it, or else it’ll flop around and be totally visible through my clothes. »

« But does it bother you that he’s sleeping with men, you know, for his career?” the interviewer asks, and the girl shrugs.
“I don’t know. I know it’s, like, unorthodox. But go ask the same thing to whoever was dating Jake Gyllenhaal while he was filming Brokeback Mountain and kissing a guy on set every day. Sure, this is sex, but it’s still just, like, performing. Why should porn be any different?  »

This movie <3

“People like us – or people like me, at least – are raised up to be the smallest, most apologetic versions of ourselves. But the moment I decided to stand up and stop saying sorry about myself, in all aspects – that day, my life changed.”

I’ve had enough.

Uhh...wrong, as far as I know???
The prostate is really fucking far and deep in the body so you would never be able to reach it with your thumb. That is why most men don’t actually hit the prostate. You would need a really big and long dick, some skills or even luck.

“Morals’ are a dumb concept created by humans to control other humans. Does a bear feel shame about who it fucks in the woods? Why should humans, then?”
Listen, I am one of the most liberal person out there but even I find that way of thinking stupid. What if you’re fucking in the woods and a group of boy/girl scouts see you? Hm?. Among many other obvious examples. Morals are good for humanity.

“No woman has ever given this much attention to my little buddies down there, and I never knew how good it felt.”

Of course they haven’t! These darn women not knowing how to give blowjobs to men. Doesn’t matter if I haven’t told them what I liked and wanted, they should know better. (‘:

YAY! We got the first evil female character!! I was missing one of those! What a biiiitch. She was mean to our MC once )’: she should be a bitch forever.
It is not a true M/M romance book if it doesn’t have an Evil Female Character™️

“It seems that growing up broke doesn’t actually teach you money managing skills, and I have no real concept of finances.”

L M A O. Told you. In this day and age, $3,900 ain’t shit. Specially when you have SO MANY debts. BUT I am poor and fuck and I manage my money very well so, idk. I don’t do grocery shopping at Whole Foods, that’s for sure.

OMFg he picked Whole Foods to do GROCERY SHOPPING instead of Walmart just because he suddenly has $3,900. You don’t do grocery shopping in Whole Foods, you buy a handful of things and that’s it.
I am freaking out. I broke in cold sweats. I can hear my purse crying. I had never seen someone so irresponsible with money than this character.

“And then I go to the fanciest fucking grocery store I can find.”

I am dying lmao!! Do people have no concept of saving money?! You only got $3,900. That shit will go away so fast, believe it or not, specially with the amount of debt that he has. I would have gone to a normal fucking grocery store. Hell, I would have gotten coupons.

I meant that first comment at 24% not 14%.
Blame my dyscalculia.

This one is different from other Seth King books. It reads more “funny” (its not. The author trying is very hard to be funny and quirky and its not....really working lol). Let’s see how it pans out.