Status Updates From Malcolm (Redemption, #1)

"You come from a long line of thorns in my side," - Prince of Hell

Holy shit 31st century, the poor guy had to endure pain for a thousand years

Holy instalove connection Batman... or umm God? Uuugggg I should have read the blurb on this one 🙄 Instead of judging a book by its cover, I judged it by my favorite voice actor on audible. I stay away from fallen angel books for a reason.

DNF - I strongly believe I'm due compensation​ for time-waisted reading this "book"

The phrase "for some reason" is used to justify unbelievable events, emotions, reactions, actions etc.- she used it 14 times in 2 paragraphs - this is THE crappiest book (in the unrealistic, dumb, illogical, cheesy, and utterly brainless department) I've read in as long as I can recollect. I'm waiting for SOMETHING to happen - some plot/character development (they have no strategy/plans) bc I'm almost 1/2 way through

I can barely keep reading this - this chick just found out she's this almost omnipotent being and instead of wondering about it/learning, asking questions about it, all the dialogue is her trying to find out about the guy's dead ex, (they've barely spoken, yet she's sure he's her soulmate, of course). This is some seriously brainless hot-in-her-pants juvenile crap. The so-called plot is virtually unexisting rn. WFT?!

man, I had such high hopes for this, but this is sooooo not even close to decent. The heroine is naive AF, when she's told she's a very unique angel type warrior and the "realities" depend on her retrieving the 7 seals from hell, the only thoughts going through her mind are how hot the guy she literary met half​ an hour ago is and how she may even be in love. Yep. THAT level of BS/Dumb. I can't. fucken AWFUL.