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So what do we do with it? Can we throw it into a volcano?

I think that only works in very special Brady Bunch episodes.

Obsidian mirrors were considered particularly powerful tools in divination. Particularly in Meso-American culture. Maybe whoever made this was trying to look into other worlds … and that’s what created the rift?

So I have stubborn DNA? That’s a medical diagnosis?

William Aloysius Carmody

Sonja’s father Henry is Chinese and mother Yelena is Russian.

You promise you won’t judge if I display some slightly sketchy life skills?

How do you know how to do this?

Benefits of an expensive boarding school education. Unhappy rich kids tend to be really good at crime. Or really bad at crime.

I’ve been spending time with a doctor. He can be a bit of an @$$ but is mostly nice.

Well, if you’re calling him an @$$, you must be half in love with him. Your mother called me a horse’s @$$ the first time she met me. Only she said it in Russian and I had to go home and look it up.