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Shane and Ilya would have known not to use their real names. I'm just saying.

Like, buddy, your mom is running for president and literally campaigning to take away people's rights. This is not a difference of opinion.

if there’s one thing i hate more than a republican it’s a gay a republican, if there’s one thing i hate more than a gay republican it’s a gay republican who says “i don’t understand why you have to make a big deal of your sexuality”. are u ready to die dean arnault.