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“I’ll bet you your weight in gold that I kill more of these mincing little pricks than you do.”
“Done,” Haakon said.
“And if I win,” Bryn yelled, stepping forward to slam her boot into an alfar shield. “Then I want a crown. A legendary crown.”
“Where am I going to get a crown from?” Tormund demanded.
“There’s an ancient Viking graveyard to the south of us.”
“If there are draugr there, then you can get your own crown

Ardís took a seat between Haakon and Ishtar, and the Blackfrost leaned back in his chair, his boot kicked up on the table as he smiled at Talon. Malin kept shooting him small looks as if she wanted to kick his foot under the table and tell him to stop provoking the other warlord, but Sirius looked like he was having too much fun doing so.

we all know sirius is the most powerful dreki sooo... smugness approved.

"Though it might suit mine. You do have a pretty crown, and I like collecting crowns. I can add it to my hoard, and think fondly of the foolish king who thought to conquer me.”
A rare, genuine smile broke over his face as he captured her wrist. “If anything, you’re only convincing me of my pursuit."

why do they have better chemistry than she and marduk? like THIS is what i was promised

“I had a knife to your throat.”
His smile softened as if he was remembering it. “I wasn’t really focusing on that,since you also had your thighs around my hips.”
Solveig growled, though her skin suddenly felt several sizes too small. “It was a sharp knife and I was going to cut your throat with it.”
“I was between your thighs,”he replied with a shrug, “and you tasted like apples and cinnamon."

"Sirius is almost tame now. Like one of those little yapping dogs that the human ladies in London carry around with them.”
“A yapping dog?”The Blackfrost looked affronted.
“You should put a bow in his hair, Malin,”Árdís continued, grinning at him. “He’d look so pretty with a bow.”
The look the Blackfrost gave his wife was a long-suffering one. “I’m trying to remember why you insisted that we save her.”

i missed this

"Now, are you going to fight with me, or would you rather we skip straight to kissing?”
Kissing? Was he serious? “I thought you had no intentions of courting me?”
“What do kissing and courting have to do with each other? Because you might hate me, but there’s a part of me that wonders if all this arguing is merely foreplay."

im stillnot completely sold on them, feels a bit forced but we'll see

This one has been a trial for me 😩

McMaster's sex scenes are always YUMMY 😬

Rurik is playing matchmaker 🤭