Status Updates From True Blue (North Brothers, #3)

No one needs to have their chin lifted or nudged up. If she's not looking you in the eye, let her not!!

Could we normalize male characters in books NOT putting their hands under a woman's chin to move it up!?

Am I the only person annoyed by this?

.

How is it romantic to tell a woman that you've always loved her and every other woman was a placeholder?

If you loved her, why didn't you tell her? If you loved her, why didn't you save your love for her? How is it kind to any other woman that you dated them with no intention?

"It had been months since he got laid."

He's been in love with the heroine for years. But he's been sleeping around. Boo. I hate that the author includes this. He's been such an amazing hero otherwise.

I guess it's good that it's been since before she got engaged since that's when he finally realized what he had to regret.

Also, "your 🍆 is so big, how are you going to make it fit?" Yawn."

Sexy Lexi is a weird nickname.

I wish they had talked about who they are to each other before jumping into bed.

Ugh. I love him and totally relate. Good job, Gabe. Be brave bold robot.

Wait, did you just say that she is 100 pounds!? Oh that is a child size! Why would the author choose to make her only 100 pounds? That is absurd.