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lol the combination of lian qian's friend group and zheng pingqing friend group is equivalent to one brain cell

“Hah, so what? I used to have six abs back when I did martial arts. But guess what? All my abs merged into one. Hahaha, look, it’s this!”
“Ooh, so powerful. I think you can get at least six catties of lard from your ‘ab’!”

It's the famous one-pack.

“My dad is one of Zheng PingQing’s teachers. How come I’ve never heard him, or any other teacher, complain?”
He YiJun: “….” I was too careless! Why is there a wild teacher’s son here?!

A wild teacher's son appears!

Lin Qian nodded, then asked: “How about you? How are your studies coming along?”
Zheng PingQing was also quite confident. “Top 500 isn’t going to be a problem.”
Lin Qian: “….”
There were only around 400 of them in the entire grade.

Easy peasy.

Zheng Pingqing: Lin Qian I’ve wasted so many years opposing you, I refuse to continue my stupidity.  Promise to marry me.
Lin Qian smiled: You finally admitted that you were being stupid. But that doesn’t matter. I promise, you fool.

Starting strong!

Zheng PingQing: Your boyfriend is on the verge of dying. You have one chance to save him.

Lin Qian: -3-

Zheng PingQing: Who’s that impostor? My boyfriend has double eyelids.

Lin Qian: =3=

PLEASEEEE THEY'RE TOO CUTE