Status Updates From Unlucky Like Us (Like Us, #12)

THIS IS A GUESS: my creative writing degree tells me some of the language and plot devices i’m analysing are either setting up for an amnesia trope (maybe car crash?) or a kidnapping rescue (leaning towards this) (about to find out if being a writer ruins reading)

i am not dreading this (which is a damn miracle after the kitsulletti disaster trilogy)

hasn’t lily been through enough

this feels like an action movie

i really don't have high expectations for this they are just my family

“There was semen…”

Appreciate the applause. You can send me a fruit basket next.”
“I’ll do that,” he says dryly. “Right to 2149 You’re Not Funny Lane.”
“Sending the basket to yourself?” I nearly laugh.
His eyes are knives. “Oh that’s right. Your address is 460 You’re Never Dating My Daughter Avenue.”

Im sobbing