Status Updates From You Look Like a Thing and I...

For a while, when you typed "I'm going to my Grandma's," GBoard would actually suggest "funeral." It's not wrong, per se. Maybe this is more common than "my Grandma's rave party." But at the same time, it's not something that you want to be reminded about. So it's better to be a bit careful.
-- Daan van Esch

These workout DVDs are very useful. You can cover your whole butt with them.

Her language is not like wikepedia-facts-book-documentary like in Human kind. But she’s not childish either (some very old & boring office ppl might disagree) and it’s just fun to read bc of the charts and comments and pictures and fonts. AND THE COVER. If this wasn’t green but like dark blue or red or smt I would proudly display it in my room bc it’s so pretty and cute lol 🥰🥰

(The least one was 52 only so yk)
Butterbroth (cake?) ingredients:
-black pudding (made from blood)
-pepper
-chopped rice cream
-1 sesame peel
-beer
-garlic (half by pieoun on top?)
-onion (as sprinkle)
-cooked carrots & bubbles
-normal: cheese, eggs, (finely ground) cocoa, butter, milk, cream, and 6 more

Date holy (aka frosting)
-normal: (1 large) egg, margarine, (powdered) sugar (serving barme)

Bruh I wrote it for so long and it was so funny so I need to rewrite it ughhhhh

Right now she’s talking about how AI is terrible at writing stories but I can easily write one with chatGPT. Same with a bunch of other things she has talked about, so idk 🤨🤨

Hello! Look over there it’s and ice cream shop, let’s go buy some!
What flavour do you want?
Hmmm.. Let me look at the list.
-Cherry Chai
-Pumpkin Pomegranate Chocolate Bar
-ChocolateChocolateChocolateChocolate Road
-Malted Black Madness
Ehhh… Let’s come back tomorrow
Tomorrow:
-swirl if hell
-person cream
-beast cream
-end all
-death cheese
-blood pecan
-silence of coconut
-spider and sorbeast

“2 Ib hearts, seeded
1 cut shredded mint or raspberry pie
…
2 1/2 tb sugar, sugar

Combine unleavs … Bake at 350F for 2 to 1 hour. Serve hot”

“Bake… until a wooden toothpick inserted in centre comes out clean”

Okay the sentence was funnier until the comes out clean part.. 😓😓

”Beat eggs at high speed until thick and yellow color and set aside. In separate bowl beat the egg whites until stiff”

Metal Band Ice Cream Flavors:
- Swirl of Hell
- Blood Pecan
- Person Cream
- Death Cheese
- Dirge of Fudge
- Blackberry Burn
- Silence of Coconut
- Spider and Sorbeast
- Necrostar with Chocolate Person