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"It's not suitable for you to stay in my room today."
[..] Xian Mo Yu expressed its understanding and wrote, "I understand! You go ahead to make babies, I won't watch."
Su Ling: "...No, not making a baby!"
A root stroked the top of Su Ling’s head lightly, "Don't be shy, son. Reproduction is the law of nature."

Listen to your plant dad. 😂

In Room No.1, Xian Mo Yu shared the news with its little partner with a hint of melancholy, "My son fell in love so early, he is only 18 years old!"
Lóng Mo Téng: "Stop with your stupid worrying behaviour. He is a human being. Could it be you want him to wait until he’s 300 to get into a relationship? With his grave?"

Uncle Lóng is the brains of the plant family.

"No, my son is only 19 years old. He’s too young; I have to protect him. You are also his elder, so you have to protect him with me."
Lóng Mo Téng: "... for how long?"
Xian Mo Yu: "How old are we again? 1860 or 1680? Then at least 600 years old ba."
Lóng Mo Téng: "Were you sleeping when we eavesdropped on humans in their class? He can only live up to 300 years old at most."

Plant dad so cute.

Su Ling pursed his lips and said, "Tell this to the police."
Zhao Qi immediately panicked, "You called the police?"
The driver was stunned and poked his head out of the driver's seat, "When did you call the police, no, I mean, why did you call the police?

The moment the police gets involved baddies start shaking with fear.

Esa voy a ser yo con mi futuro esposo millonario

Como que 1k paginas de padres planta

I accidentally clicked this one but it's fascinating. What if you were a smelly omega? damn never thought about such a thing. It's a really interesting premise. So let's see how it goes. my danmei brainrot is still in full swing. I can't bring myself to read anything else 🧍🏽‍♂️

Chapter 65