Status Updates From Tempted by the Sinner (Leon...

“You look better in just a towel,” I said. “But I wonder if you’d look best without it.”
“Stop,” she said. “That line was terrible.”

AHA, this banter I can get into!

“A gangster with a Facebook and a roof deck.
And a girly as hell room.”

hha!!!! funny

“Oh, I’m definitely worth knowing.” I grinned at her and nodded at a fat bouncer standing outside of a pulsing nightclub. I couldn’t remember his name, Fat Mikey or Big Tommy or maybe Bulbous Billy.