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Michael Kuehn
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. . . contains one of the most cunnilingually inventive chapters I'll ever read. Brilliant writing overall . . .
— Apr 06, 2021 10:22AM
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Michael Kuehn
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Damn this is good!
I ups to the bar. Foot on the rail. A large piece of fuzzy meat that finally focuses into a jowly barkeep with three days worth of beard leans over to me. Smile, stranger.
"What's yours?"
"Ten cents worth o' th' drip'ns from yer daddy's hatband, Henry."
"Muscatel?"
"Yer privy to me very thoughts."
He sets up a water glass the size of a jam jar and fills it brim shivering full with the golden juice
— Apr 04, 2021 11:40AM
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I ups to the bar. Foot on the rail. A large piece of fuzzy meat that finally focuses into a jowly barkeep with three days worth of beard leans over to me. Smile, stranger.
"What's yours?"
"Ten cents worth o' th' drip'ns from yer daddy's hatband, Henry."
"Muscatel?"
"Yer privy to me very thoughts."
He sets up a water glass the size of a jam jar and fills it brim shivering full with the golden juice
