Status Updates From Book of the Damned: A-E5L1-...

“Then why are you saving our lives?!” Adriana was genuinely confused.
Azzie thought about it for a second, then tilted her head with a shit-eating grin. “Because I’m better than you. I’m a better person. “

Hmm 🤔 this is our heroine. She has to have the last insult and has a fragile ego, even while she claims otherwise.

The male characters keep having fluid personalities that are a bit desperate

I loved Azzie in book 1 but Azzie in book 2 is annoying. She keeps picking fights for no reason. Maybe it’s her age but man it’s making it hard to continue with the book.

I don't know how to feel about all this honestly

“because i do love him” YOU’VE KNOWN HIM FOR 2 WEEKS AND FOR ONE OF THEM YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL UNCONSCIOUS JFC

i swear to god this girl 😂 how is she upset that they’re not talking to her since she basically just instructed them to ignore her and act casual or she leaves them to die

“we still get pizza. italian family.”
“your last name is french..?”

please explain how is CALLIS a french last name? have you ever been to france???

“mouse is azzie’s best friend, her bish, sister from another mister, ride-or-die bitch” oh my god please kill me

i’m so done with these endless “safe chat” recaps of what just happened to one of the boys who then tells the story to the others, jesus I’VE JUST READ THAT

Ok... now i’m getting slightly annoyed. Guys being guys, cavemen “i will save you” style was part of their character but now it seems like they’re not listening hence making stupid mistakes, stupid annoying mistakes that are not necessary :/