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Prisha
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The fact that Hera yeeted her son off a cliff because he was too ugly and he was 100% her DNA always gets me 💀
— 21 hours, 26 min ago
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Prisha
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I never knew Metis was his first wife. And then he swallowed her. And gave birth to Athena from his head.
— Jan 05, 2026 03:01AM
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And in the midst of all the complains about Zeus
Apollo'a text standing out and being like: why am I so hot
— Jan 04, 2026 12:29PM
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Apollo'a text standing out and being like: why am I so hot
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Before the books starts there is a page with the Gods' opinion on Zeus and I love how Poseidon and Hades are both- yeah, focus on him, nothing to see over here 😬
— Jan 04, 2026 12:25PM
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