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I never knew that Hera, Apollo, Athena and Poseidon once tied Zeus up. Interesting.

I hate Orion so much-

Quoting Apollo "sleeping is basically meditating"

ATHENA PREDICTED CLIMATE CHANGE LOL

The fact that Hera yeeted her son off a cliff because he was too ugly and he was 100% her DNA always gets me 💀

I never knew Metis was his first wife. And then he swallowed her. And gave birth to Athena from his head.

And in the midst of all the complains about Zeus
Apollo'a text standing out and being like: why am I so hot

Before the books starts there is a page with the Gods' opinion on Zeus and I love how Poseidon and Hades are both- yeah, focus on him, nothing to see over here 😬