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Memorable subjects, themes and type
* Non-fiction
* Comedy

Reading setting, atmosphere and accoutrements:
Setting: Late nights around normal and working life
Soundtrack: Quiet house and street
Audiobook speed: 1x

Reason for choice timing and format:
Source: Spotify audiobook catalogue listen
Format: Spotify audio app
Why now: Short book to fit in with monthly allowance - late night spot for temporary solo luxury time distraction

Initial inspiration: Spotify title spot - I’m a fan of lists!

Just desperately trying to distract myself from the fact that I’ve got to wait until 11pm to find out where I’m going to uni

5. Go to the farm to catch butterflies (Russia) 4. Go mushrooming (Latvia)* 3. Go get fucked by a blind bear (Albania) 2. Go stick a boat up your a** with the oars out (Italy) 1. I said good day, sir (England). * Easily the most savage insult of them all seeing as mushrooms are the worst thing on the face of planet earth. P.S. Kas ir ar to krievu izteicienu?

Some major LOL going on